Tag: humor
group name: kidsinformation
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February 17, 2007 10:08 PM EST --
Well, this evening 14 was off to a friends house. That left the hubby, 11, and me. Now, I should tell you that 11 is a high maintenance kid. He's had eczema problems before and I'm always worried . . . more
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March 18, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
This evening Kevin decided to take a nap. The house was rather quiet. The boys were home. 14's possible girlfriend stopped by and she dropped off some cookes she'd made for him. I say possible . . . more
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March 21, 2007 08:51 PM EDT --
I’ve been substitute teaching (subbing) for a couple months. I remember how eager I was the first day of subbing. I was in sixth grade. I knew I would be wonderful. I would walk in the room and introduce . . . more
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May 22, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery." . . . more
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November 28, 2006 05:27 PM EST --
Do not forget the Eggs When I was in the Navy on a Reserve training ship, I was a cook for around six months. There were two of us when the ship was in port and four when we were at sea, with a full . . . more
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July 08, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
We had beautiful weather for our July 4th weekend. We were able to spend most of our time outdoors, enjoying the sun and gentle breeze.
Most of our neighbors had weekend guests. My next-door neighbor . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
Years ago if anyone told me I'd enjoy scrapbooking, I'd have laughed in their face. I'd probably have made hideous designs on their paper just to show them it was not going to happen. I might . . . more
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November 29, 2006 08:20 PM EST --
These can in an email today. I thank my family and friends I share jokes with for some of my best jokes.
Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while . . . more
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January 07, 2007 04:45 PM EST --
This afternoon, after church, my husband and my son walked into the house and plopped themselves in front of the television. I went into the kitchen and began to make lunch. As the eggs were cooking, (I . . . more
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September 16, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
With apologies to Judith Viorst.
Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School.
* * . . . more
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December 15, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my
children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor,
and sold sixty-two cases of . . . more
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November 20, 2006 01:16 PM EST --
Your feet stick to the kitchen floor..... and you don't care.
* When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
* You . . . more
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September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I . . . more
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November 16, 2006 02:47 PM EST --
Proverbs - Finished by 6 year olds
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb
and asked . . . more
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February 10, 2007 08:22 PM EST --
Today I took that most American of imminent peril risk taking adventures called Wal-Mart on Saturday. This was perhaps the most dangerous thing one can do these days without pyrotechnics, chemical . . . more
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November 16, 2007 11:59 PM EST --
First of all, I would like to say, that I'm not the perfect mom. I can't cook worth a lick, and my organizational skills aren't as up to par as they could be. We don't have a game night . . . more
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November 18, 2006 10:50 AM EST --
Camping
The Scoutmaster should never show the little angels how to make the hangman's noose.
It is important to use sturdy construction.
. . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
I was quizzing my daughter on the material for her Social Studies test tomorrow, as we were driving home from dance class. Basically she is being tested on the American Government...this is the exchange... . . . more
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September 27, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Not only breakfast, but breakfast on Mother's Day.
Kathy was all of four years old, if that. Ever determined to be independent, Kathy wanted to make breakfast for Mother all by herself.
After waking . . . more
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March 27, 2007 08:21 PM EDT --
This is an oldie but a goodie.
As a teacher or parent you will have to appreciate this one.
Kid's Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this . . . more
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